Merry Everything, Rochester. Merry Everything! Can you believe 2012 is almost here? Me either. It seems like just yesterday people were ringing in the new year wearing those gaudy “2000’s” glasses (for 10 years!) and now, all of the sudden, they’ve been off the menu for two years.
But let’s not get too focused on January. After all, December has been putting in a real solid run here these past three weeks. In case you hadn’t noticed, the weather has been great and people all over have been basking in the holiday spirit. Some are listening to holiday music, and some, like the unpaid intern (read: wife), pick up some egg nog and bake shortbread.
This blogger, however, prefers to fill up on holiday cheer through holiday lights. Not putting them up, mind you (our outdoor holiday decoration aesthetic is what you’d call “minimal”), but by sitting in my heated car and gazing in admiration as I slowly roll by.
So, when the RCVB asked me to go on one of Star Transportation’s, Holiday Light Tours, you’d have thought I was a football player for Ohio University who had just found out we’d be wearing black jerseys this season.
The unpaid intern and I were picked up by Marshall, our tour guide for the evening (Marshall also helps scout locations and determine the route for the tour), and as soon as we opened the doors of the Cadillac DTS, we were greeted by the sounds of holiday music and the most comfortable back seat ever. Seriously, the thing was like a leather couch you never wanted to get off of.
Tangent Alert! I had a couch like that in college… an old, leather, battle tested beast of a sofa that you just sunk into. If you ever fell asleep on it, you’d wake up in the middle of the night halfway inside of the thing like it was trying to eat you. Man, I loved that couch.
The tour got out of the gates quickly, with the first stop being one of the best on the whole tour. The house was decked to the halls with lights, and if that weren’t enough, it also had a fire burning and a bench where Santa hangs out for a few hours each night. How they are able to pry him away from the North Pole during his busiest time of the year, I have no idea.
We continued on our journey through Rochester and the tour ran the whole gamut of holiday decorations. From traditional lights, to animated icicles, to inflatables, to projectors, to giant statues, we left no sleigh unturned.
Plus, getting to relax in the back of the car eating candy canes and enjoying beverages while Marshall did the heavy lifting put a huge bow on the tour for us. And, the fact that Marshall has lived in Rochester since the late 1960’s and can add historical perspective and city information to the tour puts a huge cherry on top of that huge bow (warning to kids: don’t piggyback metaphors at home! It can be dangerous and should only be done by a professional).
Eventually, our time with Marshall came to an end. He pulled the Caddy back up to our house, we shook hands, captured a photo-op, and still riding a Holiday high, the intern and I went back inside put on “Christmas with Dino”. Until next time, be sure to drink your Ovaltine!
Eventually, our time with Marshall came to an end. He pulled the Caddy back up to our house, we shook hands, captured a photo-op, and still riding a Holiday high, the intern and I went back inside put on “Christmas with Dino”. Until next time, be sure to drink your Ovaltine!
To learn more about the holiday light tours, which are offered until December 30th, visit Star Transportation’s website or call 281-0969.
Coming Up in My Next Post:
It’s a mystery! We’re still pinning down our January 2012 adventures. We’ve got a few possibilities and are meeting soon to finalize. If you have any suggestions for January, or any other month for that matter, please feel free to leave them in the comment section.






